batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)



clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(via kingsleyyy)


dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)


ridetheedge:

New deck?

WHERE DO I GET THIS

ridetheedge:

New deck?

WHERE DO I GET THIS

(via flyinhigherthanyou)


ridetheedge:

New deck?

ridetheedge:

New deck?

(via feedmetothez0mbies)


My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(via jebbiekush)


sannybby:

Love this

(via jebbiekush)


Bill Murray on the Late Show through the years.

(via jebbiekush)


windwakerrr:

✧*:・゚✧ ok ✧*:・゚✧

(via jebbiekush)



If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

(via jebbiekush)


catsamazing:

Evolution

catsamazing:

Evolution

(via jebbiekush)




thesociallyawkwardasian:

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU 

(via catcarvalho)