congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

(via pizza)


(via c-isnenegro)


(via pizza)


elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via tyleroakley)


ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

(via pizza)


kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(via outspokenone)


(via pizza)


nichvlas:

It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It’s about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It’s about being yourself around them and they can be their self around you.

(via id-be-so-good-to-you)


Q
how often do you masturbate
Anonymous
A

deliciousxtorment:

elliegalaxies:

why would i need to touch myself when i’m touched by the lord every day amen

DYING 😭


Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

(via outspokenone)


You don’t know how deeply you are intertwined with someone until you try to walk away from them.
m.l. (via splitterherzen)

(via outspokenone)



precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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(via pizza)



Some men don’t notice their woman until other men do. Fucking shame.

(via outspokenone)